{"id":36008,"date":"2011-09-27T05:49:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-27T11:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wend.ca\/?p=36008"},"modified":"2015-12-31T22:24:00","modified_gmt":"2016-01-01T05:24:00","slug":"nose-hill-park-a-user-experience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/?p=36008","title":{"rendered":"Nose Hill Park: A Biking Experience"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Uphills, suicidal gophers, deer poop, and my crazy dog who thinks he&#8217;s a cheetah: that&#8217;s our regular Nose Hill Park experience. This is Stryder&#8217;s bike ride &#8212; and it&#8217;s a bonus that I happen to get some hill training out of the deal. <\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re a real pair. Me struggling to get up hills and Stryder barking at me the whole way. He&#8217;s my personal trainer. I&#8217;m not sure how this relationship evolved &#8212; and people certainly comment on it. <\/p>\n<p>Stryder sprints ahead and does a <em>bark bark bark bark bark<\/em> &#8212; until I catch up. Then he sprints ahead and does the same thing until we reach the top. That&#8217;s when he turns into cheetah dog. <\/p>\n<p>Cheetah dog runs beside me in the grass as I try to avoid the suicide gophers and maintain a pace that keeps him from impatiently barking at me. It&#8217;s like one of those commercials where a cheetah runs next to a car in the Savannah. Except Stryder always has a goofy grin and a head covered in slobber.<\/p>\n<p>As far as rides go, this one is pretty vanilla &#8212; but I&#8217;ve become a roadie so these hills are my reality check (both up and down). In fact, I&#8217;ve become so used to <em>point forward and go fast<\/em> on my Cervelo that crunching my way down these hills on a completely different bike scares the crap out of me (Stryder knows to maintain his cheetah running distance on the downhills). <\/p>\n<p>However, a little technical skill building isn&#8217;t a bad thing and life is golden as long as I can keep myself upright and not bite it. <\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-36008 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/wend.ca\/?attachment_id=72933'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/med-P1080899-400x400.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/med-P1080899-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/med-P1080899-60x60.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/wend.ca\/?attachment_id=72934'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/sm-P1080896-400x400.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/sm-P1080896-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/sm-P1080896-60x60.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/wend.ca\/?attachment_id=72935'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/sm-P1080898-400x400.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/sm-P1080898-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/sm-P1080898-60x60.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-summary\">\nUphills, suicidal gophers, deer poop, and my crazy dog who thinks he&#8217;s&hellip;\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/?p=36008\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Nose Hill Park: A Biking Experience&rdquo;<\/span>&hellip;<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":72933,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[121,475,16],"tags":[339,607],"class_list":["post-36008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-alberta","category-calgary","category-canada","tag-outdoorsy","tag-stryder-kima","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36008"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72936,"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36008\/revisions\/72936"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/72933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}