{"id":403,"date":"2005-05-17T20:28:28","date_gmt":"2005-05-18T02:28:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.wend.ca\/?p=403"},"modified":"2024-01-07T10:58:21","modified_gmt":"2024-01-07T15:58:21","slug":"they-lied-about-the-whole-four-star-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/?p=403","title":{"rendered":"They Lied About the Whole &#8220;Four-Star&#8221; Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ann has posted an interesting question on her blog: &#8220;Have you got any hotel-from-hell stories you want to share &#8212; stories about the four-star hotel that wasn&#8217;t, or that &#8220;quaint&#8221; holiday rental property that was so quaint that it didn&#8217;t have working plumbing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I have stories that would make hair curl. In India there were so many of them I just started writing toilet and cockroach stories instead of reviews on hotels to keep my mind focused elsewhere&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The scariest was in Nashville Tennessee &#8212; I was booked into a &#8220;4-star&#8221; hotel by a newbie travel agent in Calgary. Before I even got to the hotel the cab driver gave me his card and said: &#8220;Call anytime if things get too scary and I&#8217;ll take you to a different hotel.&#8221; I was an inexperienced traveler at that point and decided to tough it out for a night (the room was prepaid). Today I would have just said: &#8220;Take me somewhere else,&#8221; knowing to trust the judgment of the cabbie.<\/p>\n<p>What he didn&#8217;t tell me (this would have changed all my decisions immediately) was my hotel was in the hood.<\/p>\n<p>When I arrived at the hotel the man at the front desk (decked out in gang attire and missing his front teeth) said: &#8220;Are you sure you&#8217;re in the right place?&#8221; After a bit of civilized chatter (and NOT telling him I was in Nashville attending a forensics conference) he said to me: &#8220;Whatever you do, don&#8217;t open the door to your room. Whatever you hear and whatever happens, keep it shut. I&#8217;ll make sure nothing happens to you as long as you stay in the room.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>By this point I was *um* scared. So I did what any person in my situation would do: I phoned my mom. She then promptly transferred money into my account and told me to get the hell out of Dodge. Unfortunately it was already dark and I could hear SHOOTING outside.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s just say I didn&#8217;t sleep that night. I moved the furniture in the room that wasn&#8217;t bolted down to block the door and hid in the bathroom until all the shouting, shooting and noises stopped outside. That was at 6am; after which I called the cabbie and asked him to take me to a different hotel. I checked out by phone.<\/p>\n<p>The cabbie was there in 5 minutes and on our way out of the hood we saw half a dozen police cars and officers standing around a body just barely visible in the grass beside the roadway. I&#8217;ve never been so glad to be out of a place as I was on that day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-summary\">\nAnn has posted an interesting question on her blog: &#8220;Have you got&hellip;\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/?p=403\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;They Lied About the Whole &#8220;Four-Star&#8221; Thing&rdquo;<\/span>&hellip;<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":68539,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[599,52,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nashville","category-tennessee","category-us","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95152,"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions\/95152"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/68539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}