{"id":53885,"date":"2013-06-03T05:41:31","date_gmt":"2013-06-03T11:41:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wend.ca\/?p=53885"},"modified":"2020-04-05T13:59:33","modified_gmt":"2020-04-05T17:59:33","slug":"planes-phones-and-a-clown-bike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wend.ca\/?p=53885","title":{"rendered":"Planes, Clown Bikes and an Electric Car&#8230;!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know it&#8217;s been a while since a commute post&#8230; but the last few weeks have been one big chaotic commute. The beginning involves 4 countries in 48 hours&#8230; temperatures ranging from 0C to 35C&#8230; four airlines&#8230; two rental cars driven on opposite sides of the road&#8230; clown bikes, and food poisoning. The end involves an electric car and finishes with an 11.5-hour flight from San Francisco to Calgary, which should have been 2.5 hours&#8230; and for the record: a flight from Chicago to Sao Paulo is 10-hours&#8230; and a flight from Calgary to London is 9-hours. I don&#8217;t want to talk about &#8220;the 11.5 hours&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The real lesson in bafflement comes with the electric car. This was my first electric car adventure and was a head-scratcher. An electric car doesn&#8217;t need a key, it runs silent, and it&#8217;s nearly impossible to tell if the car is on or off. I learned that the act of turning a car on and off using a key is an undeniable visual\/audio cue. Your car is off when you pull the key out. Take away the key and it&#8217;s really easy to walk away from a car that is still running&#8230; and leave the keys sitting somewhere in the car. Yep&#8230; I did that&#8230; more than once.<\/p>\n<p>Said car proved many times to be smarter than I. I couldn&#8217;t figure out how to start\/stop it. I couldn&#8217;t figure out how to charge it. I couldn&#8217;t even figure out how to control the windshield wipers because they turned on and off with the moisture on the windshield. Forget about the stereo and climate control&#8230; all touchscreen (give me buttons!). So upon arriving at my destination at 1am (yet another delayed flight) I had an <em>I&#8217;m-stupider-that-this-car-and-I-hate-technology<\/em> moment.<\/p>\n<p>But I eventually mastered the car and as fate would have it, my new project location has charging stations in the parking lot.<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention the clown bikes? Thank God for clown bikes. They make me happy every time I see someone riding one. And, I spend a lot of time looking for opportunities to cruise around on one of these bikes. There are memes all over the Internets about said bikes and I&#8217;m glad that I finally got to meet them.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-53885 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/wend.ca\/?attachment_id=54221'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sm-20130520_110724-350x350.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sm-20130520_110724-350x350.jpg 350w, https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sm-20130520_110724-60x60.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/wend.ca\/?attachment_id=54222'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sm-20130521_190153-350x350.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sm-20130521_190153-350x350.jpg 350w, https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sm-20130521_190153-60x60.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/wend.ca\/?attachment_id=54223'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sm-20130528_175553-350x350.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sm-20130528_175553-350x350.jpg 350w, https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sm-20130528_175553-60x60.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/wend.ca\/?attachment_id=54225'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sm-20130528_181317-350x350.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sm-20130528_181317-350x350.jpg 350w, https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sm-20130528_181317-60x60.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/wend.ca\/?attachment_id=54226'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sm-P1130956-350x350.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sm-P1130956-350x350.jpg 350w, https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sm-P1130956-60x60.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/wend.ca\/?attachment_id=71066'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/med-20130528_175625-400x400.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/med-20130528_175625-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wend.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/med-20130528_175625-60x60.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-summary\">\nI know it&#8217;s been a while since a commute post&#8230; 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